Toobing on the Guadalupe River!

These are the only pics I can show you from this misadventure. Here's the recap: Arrive late, wait, wait, wait, shiver me timbers, it's way too cold, pass me a cold one, it's okay, it'll float, I do what Jamie does, mommy, I want to go home, excuse me mam, do you have your driver's license? are there any fritos left? yes, she's single, is that a thunder storm cloud? check his head and make sure he's not bleeding, oops there go my sunglasses, where is everyone? it's over? I'll have the chicken fried steak. Trust me, she's not drunk. I'm sorry I ruined your bushes...